What's your favourite poem?

I Always Think of Mother, Anon.

What's your favourite song?

Lord I Place Into Your Hands My Friends and Family (Songs of Praise)

What chat-up line did you hear most?

Do you want to go for a drink? Do you wanna dance?

Favourite holiday?

Butlins and St Martins.

What was your favourite food?

Rice, peas and salad.

Do you like foreign food?

Yes. Chinese ribs and rice.

What's your favourite game?

Spot the ball, and rounders.

Did you ever have a fight at school?

Yes, always with the older kids.

What do you think of the younger generation?

Terrible. So much stealing, and pinching cars.

What excites you most?

Birthday parties.

How do you cope with today's technology?

It's good. I really like the Internet.